you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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