I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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