come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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