These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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