You're completely useless in the revolution.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i out mim tonsoeep
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