Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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