So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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