Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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