I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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