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(954): View more from Florida

Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...

(1-954): View more from Florida

Is this the gay conversation?

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(419): View more from Ohio

her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.

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(303): View more from Colorado

the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night

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(519): View more from Ontario

Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.

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(443): View more from Maryland

She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.

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(802): View more from Vermont

i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face

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(937): View more from Ohio

I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday

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(818): View more from California

we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am

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