Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You took a bar mat shot.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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