Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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