are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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