I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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