I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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