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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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