Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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