Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
