I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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