I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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