As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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