Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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