my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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