She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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