we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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