I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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