no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I have feelings that need drinking.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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