how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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