sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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