dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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