Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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