Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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