after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
God I need to hump something, right now.
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