also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
