C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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