have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Randomize