I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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