How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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