Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
And then he peed in my hair
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