I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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