I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
