you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
