Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
he puts the penis in happiness.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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