I heard we made out
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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