Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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