Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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