This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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