I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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