i just wanna soil my oats bro
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
