I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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