so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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