Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
