Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
