My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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