I want to stick my p in your. b.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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