i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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