if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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