nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
